Deer Hunting part 2

Here I am again, adventures of the deer hunter. I got to thinking that it should say, tortures of the deer hunter. Well to get it going, here we are second day of hunting season and I have to call upon all my superior knowledge and skills of hunting after the first day so.............I decide to find a new hunting spot. Well, off I go with a NEW hunting partner in tow, we drive into the woods, find a great hammock where it seems no one has ever ventured...yea, right. Anyways, we head out of the truck into the unchartered forest to find the elusive buck.
Now calling on all my ancestors of past handed down to me over the many moons of life for the adventure. Looking, looking, looking, alright! here we go, tracks and look.........rubs and a couple scrapes! Another perfect spot. Ok from past experience I now will take my new hunting partner to a spot so he will not have any chance of shooting MY deer! I inform my new partner of where I will be sitting the next morning put my stand on the tree and make a trail on the way out. By the way about marking trails, I have found the best trail markers I have ever seen, I'll tell ya about them later. Anyways, we get back out to the truck and walk down the road about 300 yards and head back in, looking for another spot for my partner to sit. Looking, looking, looking.........wow! look at this spot, I think to myself "this spot is better than mine I need to sit here" but, being the good friend I am I let my partner have this spot, so he climbs his stand and I cut trees that would be in his way for a good shot. Ok were done and head back to camp.
Back at camp we are bragging about our new spot, I have to confess I am bragging about my spot more, there is no doubt in my mind that tommorrow morning I will have ole mr. buck on the ground! Next morning finally comes we get to our section of the woods and my partner heads out, of course I can't find my flashlight. GEEZ!!! Pitch black dark going to a tree stand is out of the question, by now my partner has to be in his stand so I have to wait on the crack of dawn and sneak in to mine.
Well dawn comes and I grab my pack and of course my flashlight falls out of the stupid thing. One more thing and I'll blow my own head off! So I sneak through the woods quiet as a owl flying through the sky, farther and farther back in the woods until finally I reach my stand, I set my gun down, put on my safety harness grab my gun and start to get in my stand. What's this? a light just hit me in the face, I look up and not 30 yards away.........my NEW hunting partner in his stand! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! I can't stand it anymore!!! We walked down 300 yards get into the woods and somehow circled right over to my perfect hunting spot. What an idiot, how can I be so stupid? Someone please shoot me!
So I spend the whole moring hunt walking up and down the road but, at least I'm dry and ha ha ha my new hunting partner did'nt get a deer from my perfect spot! Needless to say I will be looking for another hunting spot later on in the day and I will find one, oh yes and it will be another perfect spot!
OK, about those trail markers I found them on ebay last year and go tthe email address of the company who makes them, they aren't in stores but they are the best markers I have ever used. You can use them year after year and it's so easy, just mark your trail and the pick them up when you are done. Give them a try you'll never buy another trail marker again. Here's his e-mail address just type trailmarkers in the address line he will contact you back. xstonex20@yahoo.com



Happy Hunting!